Two and a Half Men Episodes

They say it’s high time that after High School, one must take decide what exactly he or she has to become.

Two and a Half Men season 9 episode 24 is up with a similar kind of situation for own glutton king, lazy bird, whatever you may call him, Jake Harper.

Jake will be seen as a graduate. Well, he is not the only one luck to have the taste of academic success after ‘toiling hard’ all those years, Eldridge, Jake’s BFF will also be seen on the same boat.

However, one thing that will keep both of them apart is that, while Eldridge won’t have any kind of pressure to take immediate decision about the future, Jake will have to do that.

Enough of fun and eating, Jake, it’s time you should face the big bad world. That’s how Jake would be treated!

Do you think the reluctant fatso would take things seriously from now on?

Watch the hilarious events in the next episode to actually know the fate of fatso.

No doubt the banter over why-so-fuss-about-taking-a-decision-for-future is going to play as the main fulcrum of  spontaneous laughter. But if you ask me about the funniest moment of all, then it could be Jake’s inability to say no to the command.

I am sure Eldridge would roll on the floor, laughing, when Jake gets caught in the cleft stick. Don’t miss on the latest dose of comedy coming your way pretty soon.

Walden was seen feeling sorry for coming up to that decision of allowing Ava and Zoey into his house, as he realized that now it would be difficult throwing, both of them out.

However, Walden attempts to convince the girls on their way out, only to see his efforts drained in vain, and having to ask Alan to leave.

Though, Alan did not want to, he was ready to walk out, but as fate had in store for him, moments before leaving the office, he complains of a chest pain. He is taken to the hospital, where the doctor confirms a mild heart attack.

It is at the hospital that Alan had to watch out for paranormal activity, as Charlie’s ghost appears to first, confirm his identity, and second, let Alan know his purpose of visit.

He possessed answers to questions, only Charlie could be expected to know answers to. Alan is informed that his brother’s ghost was here to help him pull his life back on track, and make him stand on his own feet.

Unfortunately, Alan buys the entire story, checks out of the hospital, walks out of his brother’s beach house, and gets into a rundown apartment.

It is here that the ghost appears again, only to let Alan know that all that he wanted was to0 bring Alan out of the house, and that everything else had been faked.

At this Alan uses his head immediately, and depicts as if struck by another heart attack. He is again taken to the hospital, from where he will be returning to the Beach House, once again.

Two and a Half Men season 9 episode 23 will see Alan back to the house, enjoying all the love showered upon him, filling Zioey to the brim with anger, in the process.

One best thing about comedy shows is that they continue with a stable storyline, and in the course of that, they also feature the best and fresh bouts of humor.

Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 is expected to follow the norm and carry on the same story of estranged couple, Walden and Zoey.

In the last segment, we got to see how the two had a banter over the matter of not responding properly. Walden said I love you to Zoey but he didn’t get the kind of response he had expected. And in matter seconds, things started to boil up between them with Walden deciding to part ways with Zoey.

Anyway, the break-up didn’t take place, and just when everything looked like getting on track, Zoey’s neighbor Jennifer disrupted it with her entry.

The soon-to-be released segment will carry on the randomness between the increasingly disturbed couple. And with spoilers claiming of a visit to Welden’s place by his former business partner making situation further tensed, comedy and drama seem to churn out spontaneously.

Will Walden make any effort to mend it? Watch out for the edge-of-the-seat moment in a show that promises nothing but laugh riots.

Walden’s partner will come to his place to sort out the problem, but as spoilers have it, the appearance of an outsider might make Zoey furious.

Zoey had a reason for not responding to Walden’s ‘I love You’ because the former seemed to have said that to her out of fear during flight turbulence.

Well, Miss Zoey must not take Walden’s love the other way, because the man had said those words when he sensed the fear of losing her completely in jet crash.

The comedy error with perception is going continue and Zoey will be seen breaking the hell on Walden for not being true to her (at least that’s how she thinks).

Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden’s estranged ex-business partner shows up looking to bury the hatchet.

Walden and Zoey are flying to San Francisco for fried clams when the jet hits turbulence; in the tense moment, Walden says “I love you” to Zoey, which she doesn’t return. This bugs Walden and he considers breaking it off, especially when he tries to get it out of her as she rushes to London on a business trip. Feeling rejected, Walden meets Zoey’s neighbor Jennifer in the elevator and brings her back to the house; Zoey calls Walden to clear up the matter (revealing that she’s said it twice only for bad things to happen, once to Nigel and again to Russell Brand), only for Jennifer to walk into the room and ruin the call.

Alan becomes concerned about Lyndsey’s drinking problem, which leads her to vomit all over Alan’s bathroom; Berta refuses to clean it up and forces Alan to do so instead, but Jake offers to do it in exchange for $75.00 for a new shooter video game so he’ll already know how to kill terrorists after high school. Walden brings Alan and Lyndsey to London with him to clear up the misunderstanding about Jennifer to Zoey, where Lyndsey drunkenly tries to talk to the guys about love only to vomit all over them, and subsequently the three of them vomit all over the jet. In London, Alan and Walden clear everything up with Zoey, who is still furious. As the guys and Lyndsey begin to leave, Zoey admits she loves Walden, and they reconcile with a kiss. Alan and Lyndsey follow suit, also professing their love to each other and kissing, only for the hungover Lyndsey to vomit in his mouth. The episode ends with Jake at the beach house bragging to Eldridge over the phone about how he’s managed to seduce Jennifer five times within a half hour.

Walden is in deep trouble, right from the moment his mother landed in the city. With the introduction of Walden in the current season, it has been a joyride for fans, as the show has gone to an altogether different level.

So what is going to happen in Two and a Half Men season 9 episode 13? Well, a lot of high voltage drama is expected, and I just cannot wait to watch it. Apparently, Walden’s mother has her eye on his son’s company; she wants to take over the ownership!

Why is Walden’s mother after his business? What is she going to get out of it? She is not alone, being supported by Walden’s former wife Bridget.

These ladies have foolproof plans to accomplish the ‘I-want-my-son’s-god-damn-company’ mission. Let’s see if they can implement it and gain control over the company affairs.

Walden is a smart guy, and he has buddy Alan as well. Plus, the duo will be joined by Walden’s new lover!

If we talk about Alan, he has been with him from the beginning of the season. Alan’s advices work like bang on for Walden. But then, he can also spoil Walden’s plan to save the company, as in the previous installment we have seen that he was in love with Walden’s mother.

She can extract vital info from Alan, and use it against Walden. And why is Bridget so concerned about taking over the company? She might want to savor the sweet taste of revenge.

The title of the installment is Slowly and in a Circular Fashion, and it is scheduled to hit the airwaves on January 2, 2012. Don’t miss it!

Yup! You’ve read it right!

He is still the highest paid actor on TV.

Seems as if nothing can stop this actor, from attaining the topmost position on TV rich list!

He’s meant to win and he’s hitting the bull’s eye again and again.

Though it’s a bit surprising to learn, it’s absolutely true that producers in Hollywood are ready to spend their bucks on Charlie, despite the fact that the actor is fired from his work.

He still asks for it, and they’re ready to pay!

Well, according to a survey conducted by Forbes, Sheen has been rated as the topmost earner of Hollywood TV. Though the actor was fired from the CBS sitcom, Two and a Half Men, following huge fallout with co-creator Chuck Lorre, he still tops the list of Hollywood top earners on television.

Controversy’s favorite child is estimated to have earned $40 million in 2010-2011. Well, this huge sum of money is reported to be earned from syndication and pay owed by the actor.

In addition, he has also been given a sum of $100 million by the runners of the sitcom, Two and a Half men, for the settlement of lawsuit filed by the actor against Lorre.

Brainy Bee!

He perfectly knows how to make good his loss. In the name of settlement, he has grabbed income for next two years, that too, without dropping a sweat.

Well, whatever might be reason for Charlie leaving the show; we’ll always miss him in Two and a Half Men episodes.  I, for one, actually believe that it was just because of Charlie, that a vast majority of audiences used to watch the show.

For now, as there’s no Charlie on the series to watch out, there would be no fun around!

Anyway, we’re looking forward to the next assignment of the 46-year-old actor, which is reported to be based around the 2003 slapstick comedy, Anger Management.

Sheen is supposed to play the part of an athlete-turned-counsellor, who will be seen enraging his patients rather than calming them down.

‘Turpitude’ was cited as one of the key reasons, when Charlie Sheen was booted out of the show.

Yes, we did have our strings attached to the actor and went for Two and a Half Men download in quest for his hilarious potion, getting rid of the sordid feeling of having a zilch in our own lives.

Did it work?

Well, it hastened if not made it vanish completely, as we set out to watch more and more of it. But it all ended in a way no one had ever imagined. We didn’t have even an inkling that Sheen’s rendezvous with this show would end just like that, with no warning at all.

We loved him right? But then, there’s a new beginning to every end.

Friends! Good news is that the segment starring Ashton Kutcher in the main lead, premiered with a bang!

Garnering a viewership of around 28 million, the show proved that they don’t need Charlie Sheen anymore, and his possible entry back into the show has been bolted forever!

Obviously, this large viewership owes to the sheer curiosity of the viewers, who wanted to see the manner in which Charlie Sheen’s character is bid farewell, and Mr. Kutcher is put right at his spot!

Now that the initial hullaballoo is done away with, what we all need to watch out for is the manner in which the show picks up in due course of time.

Fingers crossed on this one!

It all started with Alan’s failure to keep his emotions under check, while trying to come to terms with the fact that Walden had actually donated Charlie’s piano out to somebody, who simply wouldn’t be aware of its value.

No one actually cared that the only reason for Alan’s depression was that Waldorf didn’t even care about all the nostalgia that was attached to the piano.

Anyway, whatever happened triggered all the insanity in Alan, who started off by consuming all the liquor that he could lay his hands on, in a local bar. He was annoyed, and that clearly showed as he walked out to the deck to talk to his dead brother. It was evident that Alan was missing his brother, and had started imagining him by his side.

Whatever happened next could be easily jammed in with a supernatural element, as Alan portrayed himself as if he was caught up by Charlie’s spirit. When Melanie’s labrador ran up to him, he instantly started behaving like his brother, Charlie, and even managed to seduce her!

We did even watch him putting on those bowling tees and calling himself Charlie Harper, popping out in front of Jake and Megan, while they were sharing some intimate moments, only to advise them protection.

Now this was where they had to draw the line you know. Alan was going a bit too high, and hence, Walden acts.

Alan is fooled into a ride, presuming it to be a trip Vegas. Instead, Walden pulls him over to the mental hospital with a dream to get him cured for once and all.

Two and a Half Men season 9 episode 9 is expected to see Alan, just out of the mental facility, and stuck up with challenges that are too heavy for his already tired and weak brain.

Charlie Sheen!

Alan Harper, the brother of Charlie Harper, is still in trauma after his brother’s sudden demise. He is deeply disturbed as he has lost his brother who was also his best friend.

Charlie’s memories are still with him. He won’t allow anyone to trespass any of the place his brother was attached with. Gradually, Walden has been making all possible attempts to gel in the company of Jake and Alan, but they are still traumatized with whatever happened in recent past.

Some past memories will disturb Alan as Walden decides to refurbish the entire beach house. It’s really difficult for Alan to adjust with something like this because everything was managed by Charlie before, but now they are under constant observation of Walden. Walden might have his heart in the right place but this change is unacceptable to Alan.

In Two and a Half Men season 9 episode 8, Walden makes a decision to donate the piano to the deprived brood. This is the same piano that Charlie used to play. Alan, initially, agrees to donate the piano but only after Walden donates it, does Alan go completely crazy, as if someone took his soul away.

Later in this enthralling episode, you will watch Charlie Harper’s soul appearing. Alan would meet his brother in a deserted wild forest. Before the beginning of the season, during one of the interviews, the creators had left a clue about the arrival of Charlie.

Well, if Charlie’s soul is coming back, there is some possibility that we will get a chance to witness Charlie Sheen even later. Well, don’t forget to catch what happens next!

The new episode will be about moving on and reconnecting with the past. Moving on is the toughest thing for mankind. The past always comes back in one or the other form and the emotions…they just linger on.

Two and a Half Men season 9 episode 4, titled ‘Nine Magic Fingers’, will dandle between both past and present.

Walden will wish to move on in his life and leave Bridget behind for the good. In the previous episode, Walden was all set to win Bridget back. He sought Alan’s advice for the date, but was fed with utter nonsense.

If you watch Alan closely, you would see that he is always ready to help everyone. He has saved Walden’s bum from getting kicked numerous times.

Walden would be seen looking for a new lover for himself. In the last episode, Bridget broke up with him again, because he behaved immaturely; his immaturity was proven when he and Bridget had a calamitous date followed by a food fight. Walden, you could have saved the relationship.

Meanwhile, Alan has something else in his mind. In the next installment, we will see him employing various means to get back with Lyndsey. Will he be able to win her back? What strategies will he adapt to complete his I-want-Lyndsey-back mission?

Will Walden be of any help to Alan this time? Who is going to be Walden’s new girl? Is she Judith? In the last episode, they had a lovely lip-lock.

Talking about the lip-lock, it was well clicked by Jake who later started using it to blackmail Judith. (Remember, Jake wanted to get rid of high school like Walden.)

The new episode is going to be killer, but there’s still something that keeps nagging at the back of my mind.

Charlie Sheen!

You are out on a dinner date. The restaurant is fancy and the food is lovely. But do you fress like a pig, or resort to more normal approach? Hell, yes, I eat like a pig when I am with my girl and never waste the food I order.

In Two and a Half Men season 9 episode 3, Walden wants to get back with Bridget and will be seen planning a date with her. Ok…that’s why the segment is titled Big Girls Don’t Throw Food. Or so, I believe!

In the previous one, Walden met Bridget at her mansion and they had a dialogue about their relationship and why they divorced. Bridget revealed that she adores him, but his way of living disgusted her.

Probably, that dialogue sparked the romance, which fans would want never to extinguish.

Alan will be seen preparing Walden for the day. He has helped Walden many times, like in the previous one, where Walden was with Penelope and Bridget appeared out of nowhere, it was Alan who saved him.

He claimed that Penelope is his girlfriend. Walden was seen moved by his gesture and constant support.He vowed that he will do anything for Alan.

I can see that they are becoming BFF. Aww!

Meanwhile, Jake will be seen quitting school, thinking that if Walden can be successful without former education, so can he. Is Jake making a wise decision? How will Alan and Judith react to this absurd decision of Jake?

I hope it will not ruin Alan and Walden’s blossoming friendship.

As of now, I cannot wait to watch the Big Girls in Two and a Half Men.